Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I have aids

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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