- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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