- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.