- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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