what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Trump will make America great again.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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