What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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