- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Connor is homosexuaI

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning