- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I love pissing people off :P

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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