- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

John Cena

Okay, after this one then...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Women's Rights

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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