Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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