What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Nickelback.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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