What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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