- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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