what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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