What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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