- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

women's rights

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is older than history?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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