- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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