- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A man penetrates another man.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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