- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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