roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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