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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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