what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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