- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Blacks

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Jimmy Saville

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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