- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

If life gives you lemonade.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.