Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

sweating like antoni with a girl

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anti Joke

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