What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Women's rights

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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