- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A Mormon walks into a bar

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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