- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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