- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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