Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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