- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Lets Go Lakers!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats hairy and crys your mom

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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