Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

women's rights

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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