Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

The cream, it is coming

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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