what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

hey guys im gay

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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