what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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