Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Sex vagina. lol.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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