- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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