Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Microwave

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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