- Anti Joke

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

I'm HIV positive.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie