What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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