Ben Corbishley

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Connor is homo

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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