- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

sorry got to poo

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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