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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

say it ten times fast: oh

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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