- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Terry has ebola

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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