- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

i killed my family

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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