- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I love pissing people off :P

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Neither did she.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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