What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

WHAT THE BABIES?!

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Womens basketball

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Anti Joke

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