- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

i hate black people

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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