A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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