- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

what smells like tuna? my underwear

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Do you play piano? No

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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